{"id":3435,"date":"2024-07-20T08:50:33","date_gmt":"2024-07-20T06:50:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/idnf.fr\/?p=3435"},"modified":"2024-07-20T08:51:35","modified_gmt":"2024-07-20T06:51:35","slug":"il-est-interdit-dembrasser-sa-femme","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/idnf.fr\/?p=3435","title":{"rendered":"IL EST INTERDIT D&rsquo;EMBRASSER SA FEMME"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-05a31f6d97f843371dcd4afc84a441a2 wp-block-paragraph\">L&rsquo;histoire pr\u00eaterait \u00e0 sourire et m\u00eame rire. Mais voil\u00e0, l&rsquo;absurde a d\u00e9j\u00e0 de loin d\u00e9pass\u00e9 tout logique et accompagn\u00e9 de la d\u00e9magogie la plus folle, poursuit ses ravages dans notre soci\u00e9t\u00e9.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-7f92c33744660c670fa8035f5646d697 wp-block-paragraph\">La derni\u00e8re expression en date de la d\u00e9liquescence insens\u00e9e de notre civilisation \u00e0 laquelle de mauvais g\u00e9nies nous contraignent r\u00e9sume \u00e0 elle seule l&rsquo;idiotie permanente qui nous entoure.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image aligncenter size-full\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"299\" height=\"169\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/idnf.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/julien-bernard-femme.jpg?resize=299%2C169&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3436\"\/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Streng verboten<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-f40341ff87c450f1355761988c79cd4b wp-block-paragraph\">Pour bon nombre de nos compatriotes et moi-m\u00eame, heureux et fiers franchouillards que nous sommes, piaffants d&rsquo;impatience \u00e0 l&rsquo;approche de cette comp\u00e9tition plus que centenaire incarn\u00e9e au sens premier du terme, v\u00e9ritable morceau de bravoure virile, anthologie de la souffrance physique, la Grande Boucle puisque telle est son nom renvoie \u00e0 une certaine histoire de la France.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-cb6a20240d146fa5a36c9175d544944d wp-block-paragraph\">Je me souviens de mon grand-p\u00e8re install\u00e9 devant son poste de t\u00e9l\u00e9vision, journal du jour sur la table, ouvert \u00e0 la page sport cycliste, stylo \u00e0 la main et notant les classements d&rsquo;\u00e9tape, g\u00e9n\u00e9ral etc&#8230; Pour rien au monde, cet homme n&rsquo;aurait manqu\u00e9 une \u00e9tape du Tour de France, seule distraction qu&rsquo;il s&rsquo;accordait pendant trois semaines d&rsquo;une ann\u00e9e remplie \u00e0 travailler dans les champs puis plus tard \u00e0 faire son jardin jusqu&rsquo;au soir de sa vie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-6f3e2836a49dd3b76e89db20995ea5ca wp-block-paragraph\">A l&rsquo;heure o\u00f9 les technologies nous apportent de fa\u00e7on instantan\u00e9e culture, divertissement, voyage, il est difficile d&rsquo;imaginer l&rsquo;importance de cette \u00e9preuve d\u00e9passant largement le cadre sportif en invitant quotidiennement au voyage dans toute la France ceux qui ne pouvaient pas se d\u00e9placer, ceux pour qui les vacances restaient une utopie. Les paysages de notre beau pays se succ\u00e9daient, la montagne et ses cols impossibles, les bords de mer bretons, aquitains, m\u00e9diterran\u00e9ens, les bocages vend\u00e9ens, normands et puis Paris, sa Tour Eiffel, ses Champs-Elys\u00e9es consacrant tous ces champions, ces for\u00e7ats de la route dixit Albert Londres.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-784a7d3b1f24656eecd6b6b66f129e5d wp-block-paragraph\">Le Tour, c&rsquo;est aussi une ambiance.  Folle. Il n&rsquo;est qu&rsquo;\u00e0 voir et prendre peur pour ces damn\u00e9s du bitume, dans les cols, se frayant p\u00e9niblement un chemin, cern\u00e9s par la masse joyeuse, criarde, rougie par le soleil et le pinard saucisson, encourageant ces h\u00e9ros&#8230; ses h\u00e9ros.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-df322f19e6db813106f3c16994fdf029 wp-block-paragraph\">En famille&#8230; Et oui, toute la famille est convi\u00e9e au spectacle \u00e9ph\u00e9m\u00e8re de ces quelques instants de coups de p\u00e9dale, de cette effort suintant la sueur et le courage. Enfants et grands, fr\u00e8res, soeurs, \u00e9pouses et maris se retrouvent en communion pour accueillir cette caravane du Tour distribuant petits cadeaux et pr\u00e9parant l&rsquo;arriv\u00e9e d&rsquo;un peloton multicolore sur des machines rutilantes aux guidons \u00e0 cornes et autres cintres route. Une ambiance quoi&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-4a57ae1b6edf80cc30359eb309fabd4b wp-block-paragraph\">Alors comment ne pas exprimer notre tristesse la plus profonde en apprenant par quelle imb\u00e9cilit\u00e9 crasse des organisateurs peu soucieux de cette histoire, de cet h\u00e9ritage laiss\u00e9 par des anciens ont cru indispensable de sanctionner un coureur, Julien Bernard, qui, croyant certainement encore \u00e0 cette petite magie, celle qui fait briller les yeux des enfants, a cru bon de s&rsquo;arr\u00eater pour embrasser sa femme et son enfant, de se laisser aller \u00e0 cette communion entre un public et ses acteurs authentiques.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-dd7ebc6f28c771369a1747d09ac4c5fd wp-block-paragraph\">Nous y voyons un amour, celui pour sa famille, celui pour son public. Ils y voient un comportement d\u00e9plac\u00e9. La d\u00e9magogie destructrice LGBT a encore frapp\u00e9.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-27346897f346a09e88f52506bcff6474 wp-block-paragraph\">Dans l&rsquo;indiff\u00e9rence g\u00e9n\u00e9rale.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-b8b5fcb53bf6ac0948e5540fd3fcd759 wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Amiti\u00e9s patriotes<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-a7cf9a9e3ad7d7890d1de0b5c301df53 wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>P.MAGNERON<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"> <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>L&rsquo;histoire pr\u00eaterait \u00e0 sourire et m\u00eame rire. 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