{"id":3448,"date":"2024-07-26T18:33:30","date_gmt":"2024-07-26T16:33:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/idnf.fr\/?p=3448"},"modified":"2024-07-26T18:33:33","modified_gmt":"2024-07-26T16:33:33","slug":"la-facture-de-la-ceremonie-douverture-un-pognon-de-dingue","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/idnf.fr\/?p=3448","title":{"rendered":"La facture de la c\u00e9r\u00e9monie d’ouverture : un pognon de dingue !"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Sacr\u00e9 Tony ! Sacr\u00e9e Am\u00e9lie !<\/p>\n\n\n\n

La c\u00e9l\u00e8bre devise \u00ab\u00a0impossible n’est pas fran\u00e7ais\u00a0\u00bb est remise au go\u00fbt du jour, \u00e0 la saveur budg\u00e9taire qui plus est, par nos deux joyeux lurons insouciants, ing\u00e9nus, incarnant ce monde de bisounours o\u00f9 le merveilleux pastellis\u00e9 d\u00e9gouline de ce bonheur indiff\u00e9rent au malheur des autres.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Dupont et Dupond<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n

Nos deux \u00ab\u00a0tic et tac\u00a0\u00bb de la d\u00e9pense-sans-compter quand il s’agit du portefeuille des autres (puisque rien n’est trop beau pour asseoir le prestige macronien pourtant bien affadi depuis les derni\u00e8res \u00e9lections l\u00e9gislatives) s’entendent comme larrons en foire pour nous vendre, cher, tr\u00e8s cher, cet \u00e9v\u00e9nement annonc\u00e9 comme la vitrine du savoir-faire hexagonal. Comprenez l\u00e0, d\u00e9penser autant de budget quand on n’a pas un sou.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Reconnaissons le, dans le cas pr\u00e9sent, il s’agirait plut\u00f4t de d\u00e9gout budg\u00e9taire tant l’addition de la seule c\u00e9r\u00e9monie d’ouverture atteint des sommets olympiques. Quoi de plus normal pour notre pr\u00e9sident qualifi\u00e9 au d\u00e9but de sa premi\u00e8re mandature de jupit\u00e9rien, et d\u00e9sormais descendu de son pi\u00e9destal de parvenu rotschildien. De Magnifique \u00e0 Ridicule, il n’y a qu’un pas franchi all\u00e8grement par notre premier marcheur de France…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

L’objet de mon courroux (coucou comme disait Desproges) porte sur les factures \u00e0 venir qui ne manqueront pas de ternir quelque peu cette organisation, ce COJOP versant continuellement dans une forme d’autosatisfaction pu\u00e9rile (on n’est jamais mieux servi que par soi-m\u00eame) quand, pourtant, les raisons de craindre le pire commencent \u00e0 s’amonceler au-dessus de leurs t\u00eates.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

La facture (estim\u00e9e…) de la c\u00e9r\u00e9monie d’ouverture est \u00e0 la hauteur de la r\u00e9putation de notre multi-m\u00e9daill\u00e9 olympique, intransigeant sur sa propre gloire et son ego : colossale !<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Jugez plut\u00f4t : elle serait quatre fois plus \u00e9lev\u00e9e que celle des JO de Londres en 2012 et atteindrait la somme modique pour nos deux tourtereaux de 120 millions d’euros, fourchette basse. En effet, en rajoutant les d\u00e9penses de s\u00e9curit\u00e9 forc\u00e9ment gargantuesques compte tenu du sch\u00e9ma retenu (parade des athl\u00e8tes hors stade, 6 km de long, des milliers de figurants, danseurs etc…), l’estimation la plus plausible serait comprise entre 350 et 500 millions d’euros.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Rien n’est trop beau. Rien n’est trop olympique. Et apr\u00e8s tout, le pays est riche, la France est en plein boom \u00e9conomique, \u00e0 moins qu’il ne s’agisse d’un boum, badaboum pr\u00e9lude \u00e0 notre effondrement prochain… Notre gouvernement ne gouverne plus, le trou de nos finances s’agrandit un peu plus chaque jour, le marasme ambiant nourrit les inqui\u00e9tudes de ceux qui connectent encore leur cerveau.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

La rentr\u00e9e sera rude, tr\u00e8s rude mais en attendant l’in\u00e9luctabilit\u00e9 de la crise \u00e0 venir, Macron et ses joyeux drilles sont heureux de vous mettre \u00e0 contribution pour du pain (quelques miettes) et des jeux, beaucoup de jeux…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Amiti\u00e9s patriotes<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

P.MAGNERON<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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