{"id":4419,"date":"2025-03-31T23:33:35","date_gmt":"2025-03-31T21:33:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/idnf.fr\/?p=4419"},"modified":"2025-03-31T23:33:37","modified_gmt":"2025-03-31T21:33:37","slug":"la-blague-du-jour-181","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/idnf.fr\/?p=4419","title":{"rendered":"La blague du jour"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color has-medium-font-size wp-elements-590cf326b49c577356fc5ceb1776322d\">Le procureur Louis Sarrut chasse avec un juge lorsqu&rsquo;un li\u00e8vre passe devant les deux magistrats. S\u00fbr de ne pas le manquer, le juge tire en s&rsquo;exclamant :<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color has-medium-font-size wp-elements-5611a45435c897b0aa969c69a1ae078a\">&#8211; <a><\/a>Condamn\u00e9 !<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color has-medium-font-size wp-elements-40c296696deed7179badc812118463ad\">Mais le tir est rat\u00e9 et le li\u00e8vre s&rsquo;enfuit. R\u00e9plique du procureur :<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color has-medium-font-size wp-elements-b35c0ce8e4d9decaa0e7d1e55c234df5\">&#8211; Condamn\u00e9, peut-\u00eatre, mais par contumace&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/idnf.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/condamne.jpg?resize=640%2C360&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4420\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/idnf.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/condamne.jpg?w=770&amp;ssl=1 770w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/idnf.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/condamne.jpg?resize=300%2C169&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/idnf.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/condamne.jpg?resize=768%2C432&amp;ssl=1 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Le procureur Louis Sarrut chasse avec un juge lorsqu&rsquo;un li\u00e8vre passe devant les deux magistrats&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":4420,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_EventAllDay":false,"_EventTimezone":"","_EventStartDate":"","_EventEndDate":"","_EventStartDateUTC":"","_EventEndDateUTC":"","_EventShowMap":false,"_EventShowMapLink":false,"_EventURL":"","_EventCost":"","_EventCostDescription":"","_EventCurrencySymbol":"","_EventCurrencyCode":"","_EventCurrencyPosition":"","_EventDateTimeSeparator":"","_EventTimeRangeSeparator":"","_EventOrganizerID":[],"_EventVenueID":[],"_OrganizerEmail":"","_OrganizerPhone":"","_OrganizerWebsite":"","_VenueAddress":"","_VenueCity":"","_VenueCountry":"","_VenueProvince":"","_VenueState":"","_VenueZip":"","_VenuePhone":"","_VenueURL":"","_VenueStateProvince":"","_VenueLat":"","_VenueLng":"","_VenueShowMap":false,"_VenueShowMapLink":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[33,39],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4419","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-articles","category-la-blague-du-jour"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/idnf.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/condamne.jpg?fit=770%2C433&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/idnf.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4419","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/idnf.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/idnf.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/idnf.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/idnf.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4419"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/idnf.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4419\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4421,"href":"https:\/\/idnf.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4419\/revisions\/4421"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/idnf.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4420"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/idnf.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4419"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/idnf.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4419"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/idnf.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4419"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}